Innovative ideas

Well just got a mail consisting of the funny one liners....seems people hv got very funny and innovative ideas to sell their products and services......

# Sign on a railway station in Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free.

#Seen on a famous parlour in Mumbai:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother

# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at barber's saloon in Juhu, Mumbai:
We need your heads to run our business.

#A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they, never will be ...

#Seen at a Coffin maker shop:
People are dying to use our services!!

#The last & the best one from the Indian Armed Forces:
"It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god".

Man , kabhi kabhi lagta hai ...life mein innovation aur humour ka combination ..kitna ..majedaar hota hai

mujhe yaad hai woh din ..jab mein apne EB (EB 2003-04, AIESEC in Jaipur Rocks !!!) ke saath Mr. Beans par .. waqt bitta tha .

those ..days of bitching .., talking ...killing time ..., Staying Together ...

Were best days of my life ... and as shash might sing .."Back in Summer of 69"

Love -Abhi